Ode to Plumbing

Twas Christmas Eve Eve
And all through my house
was the smell of fresh sewer
that would kill a small mouse

A few hours ago it smelled of freshly baked bread
and thoughts of Christmas Eve dinner were filling my head

Then "oh honey, look here, oh no, what is the matter?"
It seems a clogged kitchen sink is causing quite a clatter.

"Don't worry my dear, I've got a concoction for this
don't mind the skull and cross bones, it will do the trick!
Hmmm, well that didn't work let me remove a few pipes,
jam this thing down the drain and see what happens next.

Whoops sorry honey - I knocked the pipe out of the wall
Quick grab the towels so the concoction doesn't go down the hall
A splish and a splash and my wall is all brown
Whatever was put in the garbage disposal didn't go down
Instead it's all over my wall and my floor
and now Dave is trying to fix even more

Wish us some luck and send us some wishes
I need to be able to wash my Christmas dishes!